Total number of letters received between Thanksgiving and New Year's: 233
Most wished for toy: Rabbit Habit vibrator and Elastomer Rabbit
Runner up: Hitachi Magic Wand
Honorable Mentions: Lonestar dildo, Le Lynx vibrator, Kookie Cuffs
Most popular reasons cited for deserving toys: broke college students, stressed out moms, partner in the military
Naughtiest one-liner: "I want to be NAUGHTY, very NAUGHTY,and surprise the Hell out of my husband when I stick an X-rated videointo the DVD player on Christmas Eve; the dirtiest movie our DVD playerhas experienced is BAD SANTA so BAD WIVES would be a real treat for allof us!"
Nicest one-liner: "I?m especially deserving of this sexy toybecause I?ve been so good this year! I've been practicing safersex, working on my communication skills, and I cook my partner dinneralmost every night! And I'm only asking for this one thing, eventhough Chanukah has 8 days!"
Funniest one-liner: "I have been to Mars, I have performed broken-heart surgery, and Ihave spoken in the Canadian Parliament, but I have yet learned how tobend over and get pegged in the ass."
Most entertaining letter:
"Dear Babeland,
Call me Ishmael, baby. 'Cause all I want for Christmas is Moby!Alright, so I'm a bit fixated...but when I clapped eyes on that whitewhale, I knew nothing else would satisfy. Like all good sailors, mypartner and I were looking to expand our horizons. I guess when he said"expand," I took it a bit too literally? (Or in this case,"literature-ly?") That hunk of white whalemeat ought to create some"novel" sensations. I got-Ahab-it! :badumpching:
I'm especially deserving of this sexy toy because I have been verynice (and very naughty!) to my "first mate" this year...We've beenpracticing our sailor knots...and when I got too mutinous, I took mylashes like a champ. There's been plenty of "motion in the ocean," andwe're looking forward to a nice long winter of "cabin fever." But eventhough there was a lot of "booty" for us this year, it wasn't exactlythe spendable kind...and unfortunately, the Moby's way too much forthis gradstudent to spend on her own pleasure. :(
So come on, Santa Baby! Hurry up my chimney tonight! I can't wait to take that Moby on a Nantucket Sleigh Ride!
Yours truly,
The Not-So-Little Mermaid"
Letter Most in the Holiday Spirit:"I'm dreaming of a white orgasmic Christmas,
With a Gallant or Bubble Wand.
Where my my ometrium tightens,
My vision lightens,
And with your help my hands and I will bond.
I'm dreaming of an orgasmic Christmas,
With quiet aid, for I don't live alone.
May I finally reach climax
I'm sure I'm deserving? to the max,
For I'm ill and need pleasure for my own.
I'm dreaming of an orgasmic Christmas,
Filled with bliss like I have never known
May I find my first orgasm alone
And may ecstasy fill my every moan.
Orgasmic bliss to you and yours,
-Sadly Anticlimactic in Wyoming"
And the Winners (chosen at random) Are:
Dear Babeland,
All I want for Christmas is the Hot Tub Hanukkah gift set. I really,really want this sex toy because making love in the bathtub has alwaysbeen afantasy for me and what better way to make it come true than to do it with toys too.
I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve beennice. My husband is/has been over seas since last November and isdue home shortly after Christmas. We were married just 3 monthsprior to him being called to duty. This would be a wonderful giftfor us to share. He was able to come home for 2 weeks, but theday after he got home, I went into labor and our first child wasborn. So, I am sure you can do the math, but we have both gonewithout making love for many months; I think we would both enjoy acouple toys help us reignite our passion for each other. Not that seeing each other again won't do that too!!!
-amber
Dear Babeland:
All I want for Chanumus is -- well, I'm torn between two. I like both the Koi and the Fantasiabecause I'm really, really want a "twice-as-nice" vibrator, and bothare so pretty. The green of the Koi is so pretty, but I bet itwould be pretty in the purple, too. The big swirls of theFantasia are also pretty, and I like the design on the head. Ialso like that each vibe has controls on the vibe itself, rather than aconsole attached with a wire. I would be thrilled to play witheither toy, and my boyfriend would also love to watch me engage in toyplay.
I've been so good this year. I found a nonleatherball-separator my boyfriend wanted for his birthday (if you carriedthem, I'd have bought it from you, really, I would). I alsogot him a Fleshlight, which he adores. I cook delicious veganfood for him. We both have a fun sex life, and I think a brandnew toy would add to the fun.
-Danielle
Dear Babeland,
This Christmas all I'm dreaming of is the Sweetheart Vibrator.For the last year I've been afflicted with a nerve condition that hasespecially inflicted my hands. It is similar to carpal tunnel syndrome,and I can't use any of my large collection of vibrators. Vibrationshurt my hands dreadfully, so I desperately need something that'shands-free, like the Sweetheart. And honestly, who could resist such acharming vibe? Lovers who are willing to understand and cope with my worseningcondition (now affecting my legs, hips, and feet as well) are hard tocome by, and I haven't orgasmed in MONTHS!
Pleasureless for a year,
Meredith
Dear Babes,All I want for Christmas are your Under the Bed Restraints. Duringthis past year my husband of 11 years has filed for divorce and, whilestill living in our house and refusing to leave, informed my kids andme that he has a girlfriend who is 8 months pregnant. After almost ayear of tears and stress, I recently decided that at a young 42 it'stime for me to break out and explore my sexuality in ways I've alwayswanted to but that my soon-to-be ex husband would never have "approved"of. I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve been way toonice for way too long and I think 2006 should be my year to finallybreak out and be REALLY REALLY naughty! I have a lot to make up for--will you help?
Yours truly,
Way Too Nice for Way Too Long
Dear Babeland,
All I want for Christmas & Chanukah (I celebrate both!)?.is The Rabbit Habit.
I really, really want this sex toy because it's beautiful. It wasmade to pleasure a woman as much as she could possibly handle. One ofthe pet names my boyfriend calls me is "Bunny" so it's perfect for me.I'm away at college right now, and I miss him terribly. This can helpme make it through the weeks without him..
I?m especially deserving of this sexy toy because I?ve been naughty in the best way possible. My goal, as always, is to make my manas happy as possible. I've read many of babeland's how-tos,and I thinkhe's seen a difference in many things. I am extrememly giving to him,and of course he returns the favor...but let's just say he doesn't havethe expert babeland advice! I give and I give, and I think it's my turnto receive. Plus, it makes a great "double" present for Christmas andChanukah. ;)
Yours truly,Sonny
There are lots more letters, if you're still in the mood!
