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I don't know about you, but I'm a little neurotic about gift-giving.� I like to find the perfect gift for the perfect person, because there's nothing that makes me happier than giving someone something that even THEY didn't know they wanted.� And I'm not a fan of pushing through crowds of people to make my gifty purchases, so I like to get it done early.� With that in mind, I give you a short list of what I'm giving some of the important people in my life for the holidays.1)� Best friend: My best friend is a brilliant, creative, powerful lady who won't settle for anything less than fireworks when it comes to dating.� And I'm behind her 100% on this.� It means she gets to test-drive a lot of potential suitors, and I want to make sure she's enjoying herself while she does so.� To that end, I'm giving her a We-Vibe II, in one of the pretty new colors.� This way, whether she finds herself with an experienced, passionate lover or a shy, charmingly clueless type, she'll be able to slip the We-Vibe II into place and have a good, clit-and-G-spot-vibrating time no matter what. Happy Hanukkah, best friend.2)� Potential love interest: This person isn't really a sweetie, but there's potential there.� And there's flirtation.� To further that flirtation, and because chocolate is awesome, I'm going to give her the Babeland Edible Body Chocolate.� To be clear:� I'm not usually a fan of flavored body products, but this one is more like an insanely delicious chocolate spread that, as a bonus, you can also lick off someone's body.� (And if things don't work out between us, at least she'll have a delicious treat to remember me by.)� Merry Christmas, potential love interest.3)� Sister: My sister has given birth three times (vaginal delivery, each time).� She's a trooper.� And because she's worked so hard to squeeze entire (albeit small) human beings out of her body, I'm giving her the Je Joue Ami.� This is a set of three PC/Kegel muscle exercisers, each weighted and shaped slightly differently for varied experience and strengthening.� And at the end of the day, she'll be helping to decrease chances of incontinence, increase strength of orgasm, and have an all-around good time while she's doing it.� Happy solstice, sister.4)� Me: Oh, me.� I've been working here for many years, so my toy chest is brimming with all the basics I could possibly need.� So this year, I'm gonna give myself a treat that's totally beyond the basic:� the Incoqnito Blade II necklace.� So pretty, so shiny... and disguising an unsharpened glass blade that can be whipped out for sensation play at any time.� I like a piece of jewelry that does double-duty as a fun toy.� Happy winter, me.What are you buying your loved/lusted ones this holiday season?ight="88">4)� Me: Oh, me.� I've been working here for many years, so my toy chest is brimming with all the basics I could possibly need.� So this year, I'm gonna give myself a treat that's totally beyond the basic:� the Incoqnito Blade II necklace.� So pretty, so shiny... and disguising an unsharpened glass blade that can be whipped out for sensation play at any time.� I like a piece of jewelry that does double-duty as a fun toy.� Happy winter, me.What are you buying your loved/lusted ones this holiday season?