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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all in my bed
The man-creature creature was stirring, he was getting great head.
My stockings were lacey and pulled up to there,
my firm ass, so rounded was up in the air.

His balls all nestled so nice in my hands,
We were having sexytimes thanks to our friends at Babeland.
And he wearing nothing and I in my underwear,
Had just settled ourselves for a night of fun down there . 

Our Kiki vibe was so quiet there was not a clatter,
Not a single disaster could cause us to stop to see what was the matter. Away to the drawer I flew like a flash, Twisted open the bottle and rubbed Spank Me Powder on my ass.

The paddle on the curve of the new-fallen snow
Gave pleasure and orgasms that made my cheeks glow.
When, what to my horny delight should appear,
But a satin bondage kit – quick, tie me up dear!

With a finger in my…you know, and vibe on my clit,
I knew in a moment I needed his prick!
More rapid than eagles how quickly I came,
And I moaned, and I shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Jimmyjane! Now, Rabbit! Now, cock ring and cuffs!
On, Hitachi! On, OhMiBod! On lube and butt plugs!
On the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Every place can be naughty! Try getting it on in them all!”

As dry leaves I would not be, so the lube it did fly,
And in rapturous pleasure, I mounted my guy.
After we’d come to Babeland.com we flew,
With a cart full of Toys, and an Afterglow Sampler, too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw in his pants
He was hard again and ready for more kinky romance.
As I tweaked my nipples, there was no dismay,
For I would give him a dance in my Petit Secret lingerie.

I was dressed all in lace, from my head to my foot,
And his clothes were long torn off, they quick went kaput.
A bundle of Toys we had stashed in our drawer,
The techniques from Moregasm sure to have us craving for more.

His eyes-how they twinkled! My nipples how merry!
No one here was pretending they hadn’t popped their cherry!
My droll little mouth was giving a blow,
And the stuff on my chin was as white as the snow.

The end of his knob I toyed with my teeth,
I planned to take it on top, from behind, and of course, underneath.
His sausage was better than what you’d find at the deli ,
My boobs bounced when I rode it, like a bowlful of jelly!

It was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I got wet when I saw it, in spite of myself!
He flipped me on my back and gave ME some head,
Christmas Eve in this house was sure nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all my holes, then I came with a jerk.
And laying his finger inside of my…..yeah,
And stroking his rod, he blew his whole load!

We collapsed into bed, exhausted and pleased,
With our toys and our props, what a naughty Christmas Eve!
But I heard him exclaim, basking in orgasmic light,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

Submitted by JL, a very talented and sexy Babeland customer. So good, we had to share!