So Star Wars Episode III opened recently.

This elicits some strong reactions from people.

Geeks worldwide are now either gnashing their teeth at the idea of the...whaddaya call it,� sextology?.. being completely finished forever, or are queuing up to catch their fifth consecutive screening.

Then there are those who couldn?t be more pleased that this whole damn thing is finally over with. Allow me to bestow sympathy upon those who could care less about what ?sith? actually means. You know, those of us who were dragged by overexcited partners or friends to ass-early showings and subjected to in-depth discussions about, I don?t know, Ewan McGregor?s facial hair or something.