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Through Monday, we're running a pretty amazing promo: $5 off when you spend $50 (code: PRIDE5), $15 off when you spend $100 (code: PRIDE15), or $30 off when you spend $150 (code: PRIDE30).  That's up to 20% off your purchase, folks!  And while I'd never presume to tell you what toys would best suit you, personally, I thought I'd take this opportunity to tell you how I might use that discount here at Babeland:

SAVE $5:  If I had to pick one toy on which to spend $50, I'm pretty sure I'd be getting my grubby little paws on the Boss Naked ($67).  For years -- YEARS -- customers have been begging us to carry a high-quality, realistically phallic vibrator, and now we've got it (exclusive to Babeland, no less!). The Boss Naked is silicone, powerful, realistic without being too realistic, and even has a turbo boost button for an extra burst of vibration when you need it most.  Want.

Or, if I were gonna spread the wealth a bit, I might choose to buy the Orgasm in a Box (Hers) for $18 and the Door Jam Cuffs ($32), for a travel-friendly total of exactly $50; put 'em together, and you've got a recipe for amazing hotel room sex. (And I do love hotel room sex.)

And of course, the Hitachi Magic Wand ($54) was/is my first love, and it's still going strong after ten years; frankly, I'd buy another one just to keep in the closet, in case mine should ever give up the ghost.

SAVE $15:  Hmm, $100 to spend! I could, of course, go with the Gigi ($109), which has been a G-spot bestseller for years and which I've never tried myself.  Or I might try the Jimmyjane Form 2 ($145), about which I've never heard anything but raves for powerful, targeted clit vibration.

Or!  I might get myself the We-Vibe Tango ($79), which is usable pretty much anywhere a mini-vibe is used; it fits in some vibrating dildos and some harnesses with little sewn-in pockets, and it's rechargeable!  I'm big on rechargeable toys.  And to bump that purchase up to $100, I'd add on a bottle of BabeLube Natural ($12) to keep things slick, and/or perhaps the Gee Whiz ($68) to supplement my beloved Hitachi Magic Wand (see above).

SAVE $30: ...and the fun begins! I've had my eye on the SpareParts Harness Combo ($185) for quite some time, as it combines three bestsellers: the SpareParts Joque Harness, the Mustang dildo, and the Babeland Buzz vibe.  (And if I'd bought that We-Vibe Tango, above, I could replace the Babeland Buzz with that for future use, too.)  Of course, the Zini Deux ($180) has caught my interest as well; I love the idea of a toy that breaks up into two vibrators that my partner and I can use together.  And finally, because I am all about sex furniture (but have never actually taken the leap myself), I might have to go with the new Liberator Ramp/Wedge Combo ($270).  The idea of having sex in any position comfortably, and without any pressure/pain on the joints... well, it's priceless.  Sign me up.

What will you spend your discount on?