This condom machine is attached to a breathalyzer, so it only dispenses condoms if your blood alcohol is under the legal limit.

What!?! Is that going to stop a drunk person from having the sex they want? Nope, just stop them from having protection.

Slightly related, according to the OK Cupid data crunchers the single highest correlation to willingness to have sex on the first date- for all genders and orientations- is liking the taste of beer.

So if you like beer, and sex, carry your own condoms!