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I was tickled by the latest celebrity gossip: during an interview a reporter asked pop diva Britney Spears what the last thing she had in her mouth was, and can you guess her reply? A dildo! Now, it makes sense to me that this young woman is coming into her own sexually. I was not surprised when she wrote a tribute song to yours truly (about masturbation) called "A Touch of My Hand." I'm not surprised the diva digs oral sex. But going down on a dildo! Makes me wonder if she's checked out our very own How to Suck Strap On Cock?! You go girl. Come see us any time. We'll give you a sweet treat known as the Siren...our pick for a singing siren such as yourself!