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Bright Idea
Man’s best friend may be a dog, but woman’s best friend undoubtedly is her Hitachi Magic Wand. This “massager” has been marketed as an aid for soothing sore muscles since the ‘70s, but it’s been pleasing other body parts since sexpert Betty Dodson dubbed it the “Cadillac of Vibrators” thirty years ago during her legendary self-love workshops. Other vibrators have fans, but the Magic Wand loyalists are diehards who will take no substitutes, thanks to its ability to get them (us!) off fast and hard every time.


An Essential Fashion Accessory
The folks at controversial fashion mecca American Apparel once described the Magic Wand as the most practical invention since toilet paper or call waiting. And everyone knows that the best fashion accessories are the ones that are fabulous and sensible.

Top of Its Game
The Magic Wand’s secret lies in the strong vibrations delivered by the tennis-ball sized head, which lead to equally strong orgasms. The design has remained unchanged over the years, but innovations have come to it via a slew of attachments that deliver those strong vibes elsewhere: try the G-Whiz (for G-spot stimulation) or the Flutter Tip (for simulated oral sex).

Famous Person Who Should Have One?
The Statue of Liberty would look pretty good holding a Magic Wand in place of the torch. Liberty and Orgasms for All.

Customer Love
Holy lord of thundering orgasms, this thing reduces me into a quivering, whimpering puddle of pleasure in seconds.

Ready for a Test Drive?
Buy the Hitachi Magic Wand now! $54.95- Plus get a free Babeland Arousal Balm (a $6 value): it brings an enticing tingle to the vulva, clit, nipples or perineum.