Guest Review: Eleven Dildo

Author: by Lux Alptraum (formerly Lux Nightmare) of Fleshbot.com

Normally, I'm not one to question the price of sex toys. Having rubbed my junk with everything from cheapo bullet vibes to luxury wonders like the SaSi, I can say with a great deal of certainty that when it comes to sex toys, you get what you pay for. High-priced playthings tend to be better made, which makes them last longer and generally a lot more fun to use.

But even I was a bit shocked to learn that the nJoy Eleven costs a whopping $300. Beautifully crafted though it may be, it is, ultimately, just a dildo. What could make a dildo cost more than the latest iPhone? I decided to dive in and find out.

Here in the Kitchen, we're no strangers to the joys of nJoy toys. Like its predecessors, the Eleven is a wonder to behold: crafted out of highly polished stainless steel, with stunningly shapely curve, the Eleven is as much an objet d'art as it is a sex toy.

But there's one big thing that makes the Eleven stand out from the rest of the nJoy family: it's huge. At eleven inches long (get it?) and two inches wide at its biggest point, the Eleven is a size queen's dream. Add in the fact that it weighs in at 2.75 lbs, and you've got yourself one hell of vaginal barbell. Whether you're fucking or flexing, the Eleven is bound to do your body good.

I started by putting the smaller end of the Eleven inside my ladyparts. (I may be a size queen, but I'm not insane). It felt great. With the curve of the head and the ripply ridges rubbing against my G-spot, I went from zero to orgasmic far more quickly than I expected. The larger end gave me a bit more trouble though: a two inch diameter may not seem that large, but when it's two inches of steel it's another story entirely. It took lots of warming up (and a bit of orgasming) before I was ready to take the bigger head inside myself.

But once inside... wow. The Eleven offers an unparalleled feeling of fullness — a large, substantial sensation that had me thanking the powers that be that I was born with a vagina.

But is it worth $300? I can't say for sure. The Eleven is a finely crafted toy that offers a unique sensual experience unlike anything I've felt before—but you'll have to decide for yourself how much you think that's worth.

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