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Guest Toy Review: Under the Bed Restraints

Author: by Petey J.

 


How many times have you been ready to tie down your partner yet find yourself without a four-poster bed? I'm sure we can all say too many times. Hopefully a few of us can say, “only moments ago." If you’re thinking “right now," I can't help you that fast; only the wizards of Hogwarts can; but, to be a good scout and be prepared next time you could do a lot worse than the Under The Bed Restraints offered by Babeland.


Under The Bed Restraints
are advertised as “handy and discreet" and they certainly are that. They cross under the mattress and are connected by adjustable fabric ties. Easily hidden away under the mattress should you actually be the scout leader. Good scout. Even better, bad scout. The restraints are fabric as well and easier on the skin. Compare that to those nasty beaver teeth markings that are left on the, no not that, on the bedposts by handcuffs or other rougher materials. No welts, no pits, no tearing.


We’ve found Under The Bed Restraints also offer a little flexibility as in a pinch they can be brought “above ground" and used over a door as a stand up restraint or because of their adjustable nature, made into a pair of ankle to wrist restraints. The latter easily explained away as fireman’s carry aid should unexpected guests pop in and an excuse be necessary. Also, while you won’t have the control of a BARE Spreader Bar, you won’t in the heat of passion feel like you’ve been in a pool hall fight if one of the straps pops you on the head. Unless that works for you.


Under The Bed Restraints fit any mattress and they offer extraordinary comfort and flexibility. The only limit is your vivid imagination.



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