Twenty Different Ways to Say "Masturbate"
In Different Languages!
- Wichsen: German, "to shine, polish"
- Farsi ung sega: Italian, "to do a saw on oneself"
- Gonin gumi: Japanese, "the five-finger gang"
- Gosuto raita: Japanese, "ghost writer" (the word for "write" is a homonym for "stroke")
- Manzuri: Japanese, "ten thousand rubs"
- Yubi ningyo: Japanese, "finger doll" (doll is a euphemism for dildo, which makes perfect sense: hello, Rabbit Habit!)
- Walic Chabete: Polish, "to beat the old horse"
- Lepsaza raczka niz rzezaczka: Polish, "better the hand than gonorrhea".
- Ananas: Russian, "pineapple" (wordplay on "onanist")
- On igraet s Dun'koi Kulakovoi: Russian, "he's playing with Madame Fist".
- Estar casado con la viuda de los cinco hijos: Spanish, "to be married to the widow who has five children".
- Manearsela: Spanish, "to shake it for oneself"
- Puneta: Spanish, "pump shotgun".
- Se taper la colonne: French, "to pound one's column".
- Emu: Japanese, the letter M, abbreviation for masutabeshon, "masturbation".
- Auto-sekkusu: Japanese, "self-intercourse".
- Suichi o ireru: Japanese, "flick the switch".
- Jibun de yaru: Japanese, "doing it on one's own".
- Herunterholen: German, "to take oneself down".
- Rabac konia na postoju: Polish, "to axe the horse at the stopping place".
Excerpted from
The Big Book of Masturbation.