If someone had told me 30 years ago that I would have a bright orange dildo with bats on it sitting by my desk, I would’ve coughed up my bite-sized Butterfingers. But thanks to a long career in sex toy retailing, I now have a dildo collection that would make even a porn star blush. The latest entry, which I knew I needed to have as soon as I saw it, is the Leoweenie, which comes straight from the mysterious cauldrons over at Vixen Creations.

As you can see, the Leoweenie is made of candycorn orange silicone and all along the shaft, airbrushed bats peek out beneath the surface. Because this devilish dildo is modeled after one of Vixen Creations best selling models, the Leo, it has all the firmness and girth I like in a dildo, making it not just a great novelty toy, but one that will deliver the tricks and the treats when needed. Is it a teeny coincidence that the Leoweenie debuts at the same time as Tim Burton’s release of his (remade) first film, Frankenweenie? I don’t know, but I’m guessing Tim would find this hilarious (at least the pre-Disney Tim would).

My advice is to get your own Leoweenie, and if the kids want to see the movie, you can stay home and play with your new toy. Or if you’re planning a naughty adult Halloween, this is certainly the toy to keep you and your fiendish friends entertained.

Leoweenie now has a place of honor next to the classic “Grateful Head” dildo in my collection. Since I like a good play on words, how about a contest? Show your Halloween spirit by using the Leoweenie in a spooky Halloween sentence or sexy ghost story. The winner gets a Leoweenie! Just share your creativity in the Comments by Wednesday, October 17th to win.

This will get you started: “I scream, you scream, we all scream for Leoweenie!”